February 2010
Who's going to call me at twelve and sing Birthday...
maziemay:
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maziemay:
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maziemay:
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;D
Promise?
Post nudes
Go touch yourself.
Who says I’m not?
(I’m not)
You just did.
Oh.
Who's going to call me at twelve and sing Birthday...
maziemay:
originaltitle:
maziemay:
originaltitle:
(via maziemay)
;D
Promise?
Post nudes
Go touch yourself.
Who says I’m not?
(I’m not)
Who's going to call me at twelve and sing Birthday...
maziemay:
originaltitle:
(via maziemay)
;D
Promise?
Post nudes
If GaGa doesn't win I'm going to be so pissed.
(via apcaipse)
Oh.
Who's going to call me at twelve and sing Birthday...
(via maziemay)
;D
What are you singing?
I dunno, I’m just making up as I go along.
That’s bad songwriting!
YOU ARE A BAD SONGWRITER!
I MEANT TO WATCH LION KING TODAY
FUCK
Just got a text
shelbyinshambles:
calebbbbb:
heyjorgeee:
calebbbbb:
that Britney is on her way to the grammy’s.
I mean, it came through Twitter, but it’s still like she texted me, right?
On my way to the Grammys. Can’t wait to see all the performances! -Britney
i got that too :D
DON’T TAKE MY MOMENT FROM ME!
jklol, <3 ♡
Oh well Brit’s following me on twitter.
no biggie.
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January 2010
“For her next outfit, they’re just gonna spray her down with glue and run her...”
– Stephen Colbert [on Lady Gaga] (via hometeam)
OMG, my "I'm a fuckup" post from last night is...
That’s quite depressing
Omg, my "I
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when I see all these pretty girls, it makes me...
veganpop:
-wtfkatie:
supkatie:
4sphyxi4t3d / keepsingingnow / contagiouschemistry- / myreactiontoeverythingifear / caraaaaaa / broken-heartedloser / theycanhearyou / rebellionandlies / suesylvester- / iwrestledamandaonce / getinthevan / relationshit-
This also applies to guys.
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STOP POSTING TOPLESS OBESE WOMEN. I DON'T ENJOY...
(via ocean-avenue)
Did you get the erect penis below it? I’ve alienated at least one friend by suddenly yelling OMG FAT LADY AND PENIS into a chat with them now.
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I wanna go to Australia.
itskaylabxtch:
bannedfromtv:
jennamarriedawhore:
So bad.
I’ll pack you in my suitcase for spring break! (:
I wanna go too!
Fuck you all. Screw aussie.
jo—c:
i hate being home alone when i’m tired cause i’m so much more jumpy and scared that something will eat me
This is a common fear among muffins
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Trying to explain love to a scientist
Not easy.
alsdjfkfjskdfjkasdjf IM SO BORED.
ocean-avenue:
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ocean-avenue:
Someone entertain me.
There are a litany of prostitute jokes I could make right now.
do it mr kiwi
That’s $300 for the vaginal rub, but for just $50 extra we can bring in either the whip or the handcuffs. Of course, for you, we’ll throw in one packet of chocolate rasberry lube, just to sweeten the deal. Enough entertainment for us...
alsdjfkfjskdfjkasdjf IM SO BORED.
ocean-avenue:
Someone entertain me.
There are a litany of prostitute jokes I could make right now.
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I would care if you died ):
lol n
I HATE YOU
Tell me, why is my life so empty?
Why can’t I be the person I want to be?
Fill 'er up →
Anyone able/want to talk?
AIM, MSN, Gmail, Skype, Facebook chat, whatever, put it here.
I'm so alone.
I hate my personality.
I’m either a pretentious douche,
Or I’m agressively shy, and I alienate large numbers of people at once.
Oh, and I’m ugly too.
No wonder I’ve never had a girlfriend.
Fuck me. I’m an ignorant cock.
How did I do so little with so much?
I'm a fuckup.
2601) I have never hated myself more than I do...
(via theblogforyou)
The only person I really want to talk about this...
If I died tomorrow, no one would care.
Sure, there’d be the shock of “Oh, hey, he’s dead”, but that’s it. I’m not anything to anyone.
Urgh. No one cares.
I hate myself
Am I the only one getting duck spam or is it all... →
living in australia would be lovely.
fiztop:
stephenbluntz:
youretackyandihateyou:
stephenbluntz:
cuntholefreak:
-thewalkofshame:
i love the accents omg srsly
and cool tumblrs live there.
haha england and australia ugh take me away from america please!!!
Omg, the accents are horrible. New Zealand accents are better. Australians sound all nasally like they constantly have a cold.
aww i like aussie’s accents though...
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ARE...
THEY CALL MEEEEE MISSSSTEERRRR PIG!
Yay loneliness.
sweetasvenom:
Yay cantsleepness.
Guys, there's something I should tell you that's...
pertoleum:
zigzagzang:
This is all true by the way.
When I was like, eight years old, we lived at this house by a pond. And the pond had ducks! And I loved ducks, I used to love birds so much. I even had one of those old lady clocks that made bird calls at every hour. I had that when I was a kid. And so ONE DAY I was outside walking around the pond, and I see this fox by the duck’s nest. So I...
Is having way to much fun making Caitrin...
apcaipse:
Hahaha, I’m such a bad person.
When I was in kindergarten, there was this little kid crying. I mean, really bawling. To the point where he was having to breathe in in little bits constantly.
Anyway, 4 year old me’s reaction to this was to go up to the large group of concerned small children and mock him for it.
“Is he laughing or crying?”
I’m such a...
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Why do you hate what you don’t understand?
Because it’s confusing. Duh.
I HATE YOU
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sexyskittles:
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Gay Bar /...