January 2011
Wish I could have a happy new year's blow job.
sorry only blowjobs that make you think of your dead mother here
my neighbor is having a party
john-f-kennedy:
and after midnight i’m gonna crash it
MAKE SURE IT ISNT IN A TRUCK THO RISK OF DEATH AND PAIN TO PEOPLE
WAIT
IS MISFITS SEASON 2 ON IN BRITAN
ASDGEIFJCHRHSGGGIDKCGAVTCXCGVBUF
Hugs not drugs
To people offering sensible solutions to my...
FUCK YOU YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE LET ME BE WITH MY $32,000 CASKET OF OAKY FRUITY WHINE
It makes me sad that so many of you have no idea...
lastweeksalcohol:
golightly-:
Go watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s
or read the book
or both
^ this
HOLLY GOLIGHTLY DREAM LOVER RIGHT THERE
Hey do this I can't answer them but still →
cakeiscoolio:
wow the only time i’m really happy is when i’m on tumblr
what a sad life i live
This okay
Misanthropy vs reclusion
All the time
I don’t know how to write anything anymore.
I’m so bored I dont know you people Argh
heartdontfailme:
i had five hours sleep last night how am i even functioning?
Oh hey this
That awkward moment when no one rebloggs something...
or EVERY FUCKING POST
Okay, this is for unlonely
I want this to be on my blog.
Earlier this year, I came out. To my mum.
It wasn’t an easy thing to do, it was actually really hard, I had to force myself to say the words, and after I did I completely lost it, which is really, really odd for me.
Now, I don’t want to dissuade people from coming out, it’s a personal choice, but I do have to say that it is something that I...
wave at the sky.: most awkward moment of break so... →
unlonely:
most awkward moment of break so far: when my parents were picking on my brother because of his friend adisa - he apparently kissed her but they aren’t dating. my brother said, “just because you kiss someone doesn’t mean you’re dating them.” to which i added, “true that yo.” which led to…
Do you mind if I put my honest input here?
Tumble
Sitting in the bathroom
Eating candy canes
I FUCKING HATE EXCLAMATION MARKS
PREPPY FRESH BASTARDS WITH NICE TEETH
I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN POLO SHIRTS
!
NO
Just followed all my followers
Dash = full of annoying shit
December 2010
Da do Ron Ron
Da do Ron Ron
dash = dead
That last post inspired by my brother trying to diffuse problems he called by screaming “You’re not fat!!!” in the most obnoxious way possible to my other brother.
God I fucking hate people who think they can problem solve but can’t.
Insulting people never fucking makes things better
itryreallyhardactually replied to your post: It is 12:22pm
haha oh shit thats weird, it’s already the new year for you? its still 6:23 here
It’s been 2011 for half a day now. And I am super regretting spending the first five hours awake js.
It is 12:22pm
January the first, and I am already bored
God I miss half the people who’ve left this site.
2011
Already feel like shit whoooooo
ifistedyourmother:
originaltitle:
ifistedyourmother:
originaltitle:
ifistedyourmother:
originaltitle replied to your post: Does anyone want to wish me a happy new year?
Happy new year ha I did it you are wrong and I am right
Happy new year faggot I bet you dont remember me
No I picked you out on a whim it was all chance and luck
Oh well, we could just start all over again....
If I disappear
I ran out of charge
Jsyk
ifistedyourmother:
originaltitle:
ifistedyourmother:
originaltitle replied to your post: Does anyone want to wish me a happy new year?
Happy new year ha I did it you are wrong and I am right
Happy new year faggot I bet you dont remember me
No I picked you out on a whim it was all chance and luck
Oh well, we could just start all over again. :’-c
Too much work I should just drop you...
ifistedyourmother:
originaltitle replied to your post: Does anyone want to wish me a happy new year?
Happy new year ha I did it you are wrong and I am right
Happy new year faggot I bet you dont remember me
No I picked you out on a whim it was all chance and luck
Fuck low battery what
It’s only 4am
FOR THE WORLD RECORD: NEXT YEAR NA AKO MATUTULOG!
anne-leashthefury:
lessrubbish:
tumblrrmokong:
Why is it only the punchlines of these that make no sense to me
I want to make out with Emma Watson.
ifistedyourmother:
Please and thank you.
oh ok will make this happen then
3:40 am
SHITLOADS OF HARRY POTTER ON MY DASH
3:33 am
SMART MOVES BEING PULLED RIGHT HERE
I am so tired I cannot sleep
Fucking a
Okay 3am actually sleeping now night
If a decade starts at the year ending in 1, then...
Which is stupid but I have heard it repeated endlessly
allineverwantedwasyou said: but isn’t a decade ten...
childhoodgames:
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 is 10 numbers.
But wait I thought the idea was that there was no 0AD so the cycle starts at one…
I wonder what snooki is doing right now
I'll be honest here
A large part of me reading and following others on this site is to check of I am being talked about
Yes I am that self centered shut up
Fuck it sleep
I hear large banging noises
gia-amidala:
i bought bottles of vodka and the lady didn’t ask for an ID. Goddammit my fake ID has no use in this country~
Teenagers basically keep NZs liquid store industry alive this is common knowledge
People need to post more so I can make obnoxious remarks it’s true
2010 is, like, so yesterday.
Dude it’s just a number calm down okay