March 2012
i want sex
i corrupt people w/o even being a slut
currently i am not being a slut because i hate corrupting people
hmmmmmmmmmm
so apparently my friend’s girlfriend asked him if she could sleep with me
so now i’m in shit
cool
extended sigh
chem is gay
maths is gay
gay gay gay
man i’m happy i didn’t pay any attention in chemistry this term because this shit is as boring as FUCK
someone teach me how to sing
it’s five twenty am and everything is GAY
hurm
going to bed~~
okay that’s it fuckers i’m out of jokes
you know how they say that the size of your equipment is inversely proportional to that of the vehicle you drive?
think about clown cars for a minute
my internal monologue is just a quiet voice right in the back of my head going
“gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay”
every time i move
babyspirit replied to your post:
nice moustache, hitler
still deeply pleased with myself that i managed to work “nice argument, aristophanes” into a conversation
quite possibly the only time i will ever actually use my classical greek theatre knowledge in the real world
nice ________, *historical figure*
nice poetry, bukowski
i am
immaculately bored
i’m sure i’m meant to be studying or s/t
dog stevens